Panty Hosed: Rarely a week goes by without Katy Perry blabbing to some media outlet or other
about which girl -- Scarlett, no, wait, Miley! -- she wants to kiss (because, as anyone
who's had her catchy ditty stuck on repeat in his or her head can
attest, that's her claim to fame... more -- oh, and she "liked it"). But something tells
us the only thing she'll be smooching in this intentionally wacky Wonder
Woman-sunbathing-in-Sin City getup is a lucrative contract from the good people
of Depends, who were probably thrilled to see such a high-profile -- and gilded
-- product placement at the MTV Video Music Awards. It's clear that the
puckered-up looker was going for a playful '40s pinup vibe, what with her
fishnet-enmeshed gams and beaded, heaving bosom. But, unfortunately, instead of
channeling a latter-day Betty Grable, she merely ends up looking pantslessly
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